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Kingdom of HeavenThree men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.Kingdom of Heaven
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on.
"It represents a candle," he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates,"
Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said,
"They're bells." Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."
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Wild GirlI phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.Wild Girl
"Wow! I said, I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!
"Yeah," I said, just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying
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Shadow: WHAT!?!?!
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Me:Nope!I get to put this shit on DA,FOOLS
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